I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
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last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
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Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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