I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Let's get the cat blown out
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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