Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
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i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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