D3 body, D1 cock
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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