His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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