nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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