quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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