from now on my penis is your penis
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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