so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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