they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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