I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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