Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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