I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I need water and some morals
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