He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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