yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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