If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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