You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
So squirting runs in the family.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
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He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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