then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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