Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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