I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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