i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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