It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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