Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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