grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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