its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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