Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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