Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
