I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
