I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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