Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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