in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Still dying that you shit outside
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
