She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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