Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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