i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
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Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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