I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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