Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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