at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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