do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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