But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
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I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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