he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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