we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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