D3 body, D1 cock
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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