But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.