Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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