brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Come back. Shots need mouths.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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