do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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