Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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