We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
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he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
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I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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