I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
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Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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