I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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