Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Randomize
