Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
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Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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