Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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