What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Hippo gnu deer
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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