i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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