They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
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Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
we're making bets on your personal life
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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