ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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