Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
