I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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